Thursday, April 28, 2011

Загранпаспорт

Пришел в Российское консульство в Сан Франциско чтобы обновить заканчивающийся загранпаспорт. Вот, говорят мне, список документов которые надо собрать чтобы
подать заявление. Там нужно было даже краткую биографию написать.. Я начал
было вопросы задавать бегло взглянув на список, чтоб все сразу прояснить и десять раз потом не бегать, и тут девушка за стеклом мне и говорит: лучше всего говорит, найдите того кто через это уже прошел !

Российские банки..

  • прихожу в банк (Citibank кстати, не просто какой то хренобанк), говорю где здесь счет можно открыть ? И тут мне преподнесли урок, так сказать "введение в банковедение по-российски": А зачем, говорят вам счет ?
  • другая интересная история, на этот раз другой банк, тоже довольно крупный: мне перевод нужно было сделать из России в штаты. Мне говорят что перевод я сам себе в другую страну сделать не могу, чтоб это сделать нужно идти в Налоговую Инспекцию и получать справку что деньги мои и налоги уплачены, то есть лезть на амбразуру дзота. Я спрашиваю: а если не себе то могу отправить ? Да, говорят ! Без проблем, вот заполняйте бланк и вперед. И отправил я всю сумму через 10 минут на совместный счет, где я с мамой. Имя только мамино поставил и заработала российская банковская машина ....

Таксист

Еще один "российский" этюд:
приехал я после долгого отсутствия на Родине.. пошел в бар гулять с друзьями.. Я поднимаюсь на улицу, ребята за мной выходят. Подхожу к таксисту (я уже хорошо так выпил), говорю: чувак - у тебя класная прическа ! Реально хотел комплимент сделать, тем более мне так хорошо было, всем хотелось комплименты делать.. Этот дебил подумал что я голубой, начал из машины вылезать и меня ругать на чем свет стоит, но увидев за мной тусовку друзей (один довольно грозного вида), он прыгнул обратно в машину и уехал.

Поликлинника

Родная Россия...
Был такой у меня случай в 2008 году: захотел я в бассейн пойти во дворе у нас, пришел в поликлиннику за справкой. ну меня сначала хотели послать без карты социального страхования (она вошла в обиход пока я был в штатах), но я не растерялся и сказал что мне к глав-врачу. A его говорят нет. Tогда, говорю, к замглав-врача. Ладно, говорят такой то кабинет. Прихожу, объясняю что нужна справка в бассейн, что нет у меня карты страхования так как жил заграницей. А где, спрашивает женщина, жил ? Говорю в штатах. Ну говорит, справка - это целый процесс: нужно всех врачей пройти, а потом анализы ... я говорю могу за "скорость" заплатить. A, ну тогда подожди говорит. Приносит бланки, пишет справку. Через 1 минуту все готово. Я говорю спасибо мол, сколько я вам должен ? Она говорит: ну как сами думаете. Я говрорю, ну я не знаю как тут делается. Она мне: ну как у вас в америкие делается ? В АМЕРИКЕ ТАК НЕ ДЕЛАЕТСЯ, говорю !

Friday, March 12, 2010


This sign was found in Oakland Intl Airport, California. Do you see what I see ?:)

Saturday, July 07, 2007




Lately I had no chair at home. I was using my empty speakers box to sit on. It was very unstable and I had a feeling that I would fall to the floor one day.. But today, my friend (and a great innovator) Sasha Kuzmin has fixed my chair :)

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

back to USA


I noticed that I walk slow again - as I used to, in
the pre-historic times when I didn't have a job.
China is a true stress-free environment, my
walking is back to normal :)
But it remains to be seen for how long, now that I am
back to USA ..

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Buying an apartment in China

Well,recently I didn't have any posts. Just as any new toy - the blog became less interesting after I played with it for a few days :)But now, I was asked to write an article about my life in Beijing as a foreigner. Especially, that I will be leaving Beijing soon - I decided to write something, leave my mark here before I go :) I will write about my experience of buying an apartment in China.

Why I wanted to buy an apartment in China - is another topic. So, I started looking. I identified the area where I wanted to live first. Then, with the great help of my Chinese collegues, I started looking. My requirements were:
- foreigners can buy in the building (not all building can sell to foreigners)
- I should be able to borrow money from a Chinese bank
- apartment should be already finished and ready to move in,
buying walls and doing the finishing work yourself is an adventure I didn't want to get into.
- price: it needed to be affordable

First one of my collegues, Helen made a long list of all properties
in the area I wanted. The list was about 25 items. Then, my other
collegue - Patrick, started calling each of these places and asking same set of questions. After about a month (preparing the list and going through the list) - my search was narrowed down to 2 places ! One of them was too expensive, so I was left with only one. If I wanted to continue and buy it - that was the one. So, after some more deliberations - I made up my mind and went for it.

First - sales people told me right from the start: I can borrow money from a Chinese bank. That was a good sign, because many
places we called - immediately became reluctant to talk to us, once they found it was for a foreigner. I went through the process of choosing the floor, the model, the color of some of the things which had options to choose from. I have made a deposit: that was a big day, because I had to part with about 150,000 RMB, which is about $16,000 USD. Then, it was long waiting for the bank to approve my application. Here, a surprise was awaiting me: I was absolutely impressed with the service I received from the Chinese bank. The bank loan officer spoke perfect English, apparently much of the internals of borrowing money in China are in fact same as in the US. We had a very pleasant conversation for over an hour when he called me first time. We talked about my life in China, my work, my traveling. He wanted to know why I decided to buy an apartment here. More importantly: will I be able to pay money back to the bank ? After our conversation - he was satisfied and few days later, I got my loan approved ! It took allmost 9 months for the bank to approve my application, as opposed to 1 week for the locals. But, it was in my favor, because I would be paying the loan
immediately after its approval - so I saved myself about 9 months
worth of payments ! I forgot to mention, that in China when buying an apartment - money have to be paid in advance, ie: before construction is even finished. So, you are paying for something you haven't seen. In fact, local builders are building using the money from the sale. It is the opposite in the US and Canada, where a small deposit is usually required but the rest is finalized when construction is complete and all parties are satisfied.

Some time close to the completion date, I managed to meet one of my future neighbors, who was a friend of one of my collegues. I learned that our neighbors are organizing big meeting to discuss upcoming issues. I went to the meeting. I found about 300 or so people squizzed into a large auditorium in one of the Universities.
They were very well organized, with leaders setting agenda, there were also guest speakers: lawyers. What they wanted was to fight with the builder over some issues. Ultimately, they wanted to save
money. Some of the fees were too high, they felt and they wanted to go and confront the builder as a group to ensure success. The meeting was very long and there were a lot of arguments between speakers. I decided not to join with them. What I realized, was that the problems and high fees were not really that serious and high. But Chinese people have it in their blood: they will negotiate and argue for as long as it takes. And they will ALLWAYS negotiate and argue, no matter if it is apple they are buying in the market, or a new apartment. The approach is the same. I recently read, that now people buy cars in China - as a group. People who are interested in the same car, meet each other on the BBS chat forums, then setup a date and go together to buy 20-30 cars with a high discount ! Same approach.
But, for me - negotiations and arguing is too annoying and time consuming. I guess I am not Chinese, after all :) So, I didn't join them. Turned out - their efforts were not successful, they've lost.

After I moved in, things were rather smooth: I spent time and money and bought some furniture, there were no serious problems diccovered in the apartment (to my and my Chinese collegue's surprise, who said that I was lucky). Building management allways treat me very nice and I get a feeling - even nicer than some other residents, probably because I am one of only 3 foreigners who live in the building !:)

Well, this is the end of my story. To conclude, I can say that my experience of buying property in China was not that much different from similar experience in the US.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Take the number !

When you walk into a branch of any Beijing bank,
you are required to take the number.
You get service when it is your turn.
It is done to help people learn how to queue
- the queue concept is rather not well established
in China, people will cut in front of you everywhere.

About a week ago I went to the bank to pay
for my internet connection at home.
I took the number and the bank clerk told me
that I will probably have to wait for at least 30 min,
so I might as well take a stroll and come back later.
I was determined to wait at the bank,
because I had a heavy bag.
Few minutes passed, when the same clerk
walked up to me and offered to swap numbers:
apparently, she had another number in her pocket,
which was nearing its turn !
I happily accepted the offer and 10 min later
was on my way.

I wonder - who are the lucky folks who
get these offers ?
It is not everyone for sure.
Life is full of misteries - especially
life in China ... :)

Life in Beijing

So, I am staying in Beijing for 1.5 years now. Life is full of exciting things.
I will periodically post blogs about my encounters here.

Monday, April 10, 2006

my first blog

So, everyone's getting blogs these days - it is now my turn :)
It is a very windy day in Beijing today...